Husband Vs Wife

[ضيف]

Husband: Do you know the meaning of
W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it..

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

[عطر الكفيل]

so funny

thanks

[ام حيدر]

Jokes beautiful thousand thanks

[ضيف]

so funny

thanks

you are welcome dear

thanks for sharing

[ضيف]

Jokes beautiful thousand thanks

wish you all the best dear

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