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  • Laugh with these lines

    The First 3 Years of Marriage
    In the
    first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the
    second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the
    third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen


    Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock


    Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
    Student: Obviously it is the past tense.


    Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
    Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.


    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

    The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

    One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher


    PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
    TEACHER:" Of course not."
    PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework

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    المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة spring of loyalty مشاهدة المشاركة
    The First 3 Years of Marriage
    In the
    first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the
    second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the
    third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
    : "Good, because I haven`t done my homework

    Of Course you mean day not year lol
    thanks
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة جعفر; الساعة 06-08-2011, 03:12 PM.

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      المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة جعفر مشاهدة المشاركة
      Of Course you mean day not year lol
      thanks



      Iam afraid u mean it, u really do??????
      beware the sequences of that pessimism
      yet,
      I think it will be an houre, not day !!!!
      LOL







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      • #4
        Dear Jafer and Fan you are welcome here in my topic,

        you are really pessimistic wish you change your mind about marriage.


        any how wish you all the best facing the good away from the bad things.

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        • #5
          المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة spring of loyalty مشاهدة المشاركة
          you are really pessimistic wish you change your mind about marriage



          on the contrary, sometimes fight might strengthen the relationship between them

          المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة spring of loyalty مشاهدة المشاركة

          and marriage is the alarm clock




          !!! I think I am not the one who said this

          .regards
          التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة جعفر; الساعة 08-08-2011, 01:46 PM.

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          • #6
            Dear Jafer wish you all the best,
            thanks so much for your participation

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            • #7
              The alarm saying :- your dreams come true and never lose time -live your life , with your nice wife, be a rose not knife

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