Laugh with these lines

[عدنان]

The alarm saying :- your dreams come true and never lose time -live your life , with your nice wife, be a rose not knife

Dear Jafer wish you all the best,
thanks so much for your participation

[جعفر]

you are really pessimistic wish you change your mind about marriage

on the contrary, sometimes fight might strengthen the relationship between them

and marriage is the alarm clock

!!! I think I am not the one who said this

.regards

Dear Jafer and Fan you are welcome here in my topic,

you are really pessimistic wish you change your mind about marriage.


any how wish you all the best facing the good away from the bad things.

[alkafeel fan]

Of Course you mean day not year lol
thanks

Iam afraid u mean it, u really do??????
beware the sequences of that pessimism
yet,
I think it will be an houre, not day !!!!
LOL

[جعفر]

The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework

Of Course you mean day not year lol
thanks

The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen


Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock


Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.


Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework